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boiledjeans:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even a person. Before noon, all I am is a lump of matter struggling to come to terms with its sentience.

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wearefoals:

Thanks for the birthday love. ❤❤ 1988 selfy by ynnsphilippakis

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pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

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vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

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clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

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underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

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