I’m not a morning person. I’m not even a person. Before noon, all I am is a lump of matter struggling to come to terms with its sentience.
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
date a girl who eats books
eat a girl who dates books
Book a date to eat girls
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"